I'm Eliza. I'm 23. I'm a boxer, a Texan (AUSTINITE), a university graduate, a boxing instructor/personal trainer, and I'm absolutely obsessed with 80s metal, alternative fashion, rock n roll, and a shitton of random stuff.
omg I literally just installed a script on my browser to downvote this asshole I got mad at on reddit. what the fuck is wrong with me
sorry tumblr. I swear I still go on here all the time. I’m just lazy about actually posting stuff. I just want to look at the pretty pictures.
God I seriously have some selfish, shitty friends. Why do I put up with it.
tumblr keeps signing me out lately and then i’m too lazy to sign back in.
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
Mötley Crüe: The attention whore with bad boy attitude who gets all the chicks.
Poison: The attention whore who tries.
Bon Jovi: The nice guy who is friend with everyone (or so he thinks).
Def Leppard: The british dude who's always happy no matter what.
Hanoi Rocks: The exotic loner who doesn't really fit in a group.
Guns N' Roses: The bad guy who breaks all the rules, punches all the dudes and fucks all the chicks.
L.A. Guns: The dude who's always in the shadow of GN'R.
Skid Row: The cool dude who always throws parties. Is friend with GN'R.
W.A.S.P.: The creepy guy no one wants to talk with...calls himself a "sexual pervert".
Cinderella: The lovely dude who is best friend with all the girls.
Metallica: The beer-drinking bully who's always too late.
Megadeth: The beer-drinking bully who tries.